Addictions, part 2

I found a cure to my obsession with Diet Coke/Pepsi:

The other night I read an article about the worst foods to eat during the summer if you're trying to look skinnier in a bathing suit and whatnot, and one of the bad foods was Diet Coke! What?!?!! Haha Apparently the carbonation makes you look bloated as it expands in your stomach. Also, it makes you crave food so you eat more. Crazy Diet Coke.

Just tell me that drinking something makes me look fat and I'm done! Haha. I haven't had any in 2 days. Michael is very proud of me.

To sleep, or not to sleep

1. A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you." "I know" said the man, "but I can`t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
***I don't think my husband is a problem, I just thought this was funny.

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Story of my life these days. Only instead of a desk job, insert a picture of Isla.